Posts : 246 Join date : 2010-05-18 Age : 33 Location : Your Mom's House
Subject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:24 pm
most likely
Skunk Carcass
Posts : 1030 Join date : 2010-06-04 Age : 36 Location : Chocolate caaaaaaaaaaaaake
Subject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:42 pm
yesterday we went to a tiny amusement park. i was smoking a bowl while walking to the park. shit got me fucked up. i walked into the park all stoned and smiling and laughing. it was hard at times to play it cool, i couldn´t stand still for more than a few seconds because i was goddamn RIPPED.
sergdfgdfgdfg
we took a taxi back home. i started worrying about my money and that i need to spend less, and i looked out the window to see some hombre sleeping on a cardboard box on the side of the road and i thought to myself "damn...."
i´m pretty hungry.
i don´t want to sound like a panocha but i am very thankful for what i have. definitely got food and money. i have never seen so many stray dogs in my life. everywhere you go there is some mangy mutt wandering around with nowhere to go. people honk their horns a lot here too. some places even have a sign of a trumpet with the red line through it, meaning don´t honk that goddamn fucking horn. shit is crazy. i thought people from Phoenix drive like crazy assholes. here is something else.
also every fucking where i go, people stare at me. one time it finally pissed me off and i said to my wife "i am tired of everyone staring at me." i hate to quote a fag like Eminem, but "you all act like you´ve never seen a white person before" she reassured me that they are only looking in a sort of "oh, he is not from here" kind of way, not a bad way. but, i mean, can you imagine EVERY FUCKING WHERE you go people be looking at you funny? i can see it out the corners of my eyes and everything. its nerve wrecking to say the least. it makes me nervous a lot, and i be watching my back sometimes in the really bad parts of this place. i don´t walk around with lots of cash in my pockets either, sometimes with nothing. YES COLOMBIA. I AM A HONKY ASS WHITE GRINGO AMERICAN DUMB PIECE OF SHIT WALKING AROUND. LOOK AT ME. I AM HERE BREATHING YOUR AIR, SMOKING YOUR WEED AND DRINKING YOUR BEERS.
i killed a roach this morning in the bathroom with my sock. i had nothing else, and i didn´t want the little bastard to get away. i knocked the shit out of him, then picked it up with a tissue and tossed it in the toilet from which i proceeded to urinate on the bug. AND IT TRIED TO GET OUT. i flushed the john while still pissing. i sent the bug on a little surfing cruise down the pipeline. i wonder where all the turds go....
Skunk Carcass
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Subject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:50 pm
Pelle
Posts : 928 Join date : 2010-05-19 Location : Atrocity
Subject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:57 am
Andy Milonakis, do I have to say more? The genious himself
Andus
Posts : 173 Join date : 2010-05-20 Age : 30 Location : Crack River, BC
Subject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread Fri Jun 18, 2010 4:37 am
Pelle
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Subject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:03 pm
KANZA
Posts : 406 Join date : 2010-05-17 Age : 39 Location : Near Amsterdam [NL]
Subject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:49 am
Gangbang Bigelow (TATT)
Posts : 285 Join date : 2010-05-24 Age : 39 Location : Fahrdorf/Spermany - kneedeep in her pussy
Subject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread Sun Jun 20, 2010 3:48 pm
@KANZA: idk what the lyrics say, but the beat is fucking nice
KANZA
Posts : 406 Join date : 2010-05-17 Age : 39 Location : Near Amsterdam [NL]
Subject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:37 pm
The Anal Tag Team wrote:
@KANZA: idk what the lyrics say, but the beat is fucking nice
It's politico Dutch rap/hiphop... think about Public Enemy but more of this time, and in Dutch, haha.
Subject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:09 am
Skunk Carcass
Posts : 1030 Join date : 2010-06-04 Age : 36 Location : Chocolate caaaaaaaaaaaaake
Subject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread Thu Jun 24, 2010 9:47 pm
i ate lentils for lunch, a snack and dinner last night. i also had lentils for breakfast this morning.
needless to say, i have been farting up a storm something fierce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i farted and i thought of this thread. pretty far out, huh? i hope that guy Pelle can get me that fucking Zappa vinyl, fo real yo
later today i am going with my wifey to see Toy Story 3, i will let you all know how it is. or maybe i will just poop in the toilet. which ever i feel is better. because poop feels great. especially after eating ALL THOSE LENTILS. i mean fucking fuck, i never ate so many damn lentils in my life. but they are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOD
Skunk Carcass
Posts : 1030 Join date : 2010-06-04 Age : 36 Location : Chocolate caaaaaaaaaaaaake
Subject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread Thu Jun 24, 2010 9:55 pm
Pelle
Posts : 928 Join date : 2010-05-19 Location : Atrocity
Subject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread Fri Jun 25, 2010 1:00 am
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