The "Complete Random" Thread

hammer to the head

Cunt + Dick = Fetus

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The miracle of stillbirths, misscarriages and abortions!

a foot massage don't mean nothing. i give my mother a foot massage!

Yiffy Skunk 420 wrote:

a foot massage don't mean nothing. i give my mother a foot massage!

Did she like it?

i blew my nose so hard that i farted. it was forced out from the pressure of blowing my nosey. the fart was so quick and powerful and hard. at first i thought i pooped myself but its all cool. it felt like knifes coming out of my ass it was so intense the fart

Same thing happened to me. I tried to fart with my eyes but it ended up blowing my eyes out, landing like 100 yards away.. i tell ya' it wasnt easy to go and search 100 yerds without eyes for my own eyes..

i have burritos for eyes.

I just got back from staying at my grandmother's place. I've got a little sister now. Not excited about it at all.

Ian wrote:

I just got back from staying at my grandmother's place. I've got a little sister now. Not excited about it at all.

that can't be fun, thats a huge age difference.

Yeah. I'm 10 years older than my brother and 16 years older than my sister. It makes things worse that my parents are lazy and made me take care of my brother while they did other shit (sleep, watch TV, etc) when he was an infant. Not to mention the fact that the family is totally poor and my mom actually stole 10 dollars from my wallet to buy cigarettes with.

Eh, fuck 'em.

fuck job. FUCK JOB.

Ian wrote:

Not to mention the fact that the family is totally poor and my mom actually stole 10 dollars from my wallet to buy cigarettes with.

goddamn.


and even the fact your mother can still produce human beings is pretty how old is your mom?

She's 36, only a month away from 37.

hotchachachachacha

what about refregiraFFors?

Ok i just got one of the gayest emails ive gotten on a long fucking time from The Infamous Bones Brigade Records !

ello, Bones Brigade Records team is on the road from the Bloodshed fest the 1st October to the 28th October with Magrudergrind & Cock Bust for more informations about the tours: http://www.myspace.com/cokebust http://www.myspace.com/magrudergrind


FUCKING FAILED !!!!!


This comes with a official FUCK YOU from Histo !

i thought BB records was better than that

do ya love it? do ya hate it? there it is, the way you made it, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

...make her shithole bleed, she is the anal slut...

"Dead or alive, you're coming with me!"

and heres another piece of mail i got today from faggot from Dramacore.netlabel....

Dramacore.​com Netlabel

signal783@dramacore.com
Dramacore.com Netlabel
signal783@dramacore.com

To 'Histoplasmosis Records'

Can you remove me from this mailing list? I don’t pay money for music, period, sorry.


Dam i should have posted this one on the official Faggot thread lol

Ian wrote:

Not to mention the fact that the family is totally poor and my mom actually stole 10 dollars from my wallet to buy cigarettes with.

Sounds like something i'd do

this is the complete random butthole thread



whose butthole is this? i don't know. it's random

wwwwhhhhhOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!

ian shut up

I lost my asshole yesterday, anybody seen it?