Introduce your band

Andus wrote:

Here's proof you don't know shit.

mr.Slam wrote:

devourment is no where near death core, slam is nothing like deathcore its just groovey its nothing like death core that shit came out long before gayass job for a cowboy and all that other gay shit and they dont go breeee bree they do gutturals you need to get your facts straight!

Pretty sure I've heard TONS of slam bands doing bree bree vocals, as a matter of fact I believe the majority does them, it's still loaded with shitty chug-chug breakdowns, and the scene is full of faggot scene kids and wiggers trying to look "br00tal". That's definitely something to be proud of listening to, eh?

mr.Slam wrote:

yodas eye, cemetery rapist, goremonger, prostitute disfigurement, rigor mortis

You call this grind but it's nowhere near related, it's slam. Clay from Cemetary Rapist says that they're "pornoslam". Grind isn't fucking metal. Real grind is shit like Phobia, Warsore, Archagathus, Mindflair, Repulsion, Sanity's Dawn to name a few.

mr.Slam wrote:

if anything that shit might even be better than gay black metal there is almost nothing worse than blackmetal fags

I think most people here seem to agree it's alot more listenable than the "CHUG CHUG BREE BREE SQUEAL CHUG BREE BREE" garbage you call music.

mr.Slam wrote:

idk man i didnt say everyone on here is a scene kid but you sir are a scene kid

You call me a scene kid but you're the one with the cock rails, choppy hair, and massive gauged ears. Okay, keep on thinking that, pussy.

mr.Slam wrote:

there is nothing wrong with a little porno slam

Yes, there is, for one simple reason. It's still slam. I think YOU need to get your facts straight, and don't even try to talk shit until you actually know what the fuck you're talking about.

1. its not the kinda brees that your thinking of and scene kids hate that shit alot of it is mainly gutturals and dif. pitch changes maybe similar but not really even close to the gay shit your thinkin of that scene shit started in like 06 or some shit so if anything its just a knock off ether way its not scene at all
2. i think i know the diffrence and they have grind in them old prostitute disfigurment is good they just sold out like crazy
3. yea cuz people like to listen to gay shit if anything blackmetal is the most boring and repetitve genre ever and thank cannibal corpse for "tomb of the mutilated" for slam cuz that was def. really close to slam for back in the day
4. ive had gauges sinse like 2003 and that was before there was scene kids i think you mite be a stalker
5. your only 16 what the fuck could you possibly know?

Meat-tenderizer01 wrote:

mr.Slam wrote:

no i dont even like that much tech death just some of it that stands out a little and fuck black metal thats the gayest shit ever who the fuck likes listening to a bunch of 40 yr. old virgins basically crying that shits fucking emo as hell devourment is no where near death core, slam is nothing like deathcore its just groovey its nothing like death core that shit came out long before gayass job for a cowboy and all that other gay shit and they dont go breeee bree they do gutturals you need to get your facts straight! i would much rather listen to dripping and torsofuck or wormed any day over hearin fags in make up exploring ice caverns. i dont even listen to too much death metal i play in a death metal band cuz that the best thing i got goin for me i listen to more grind if anything nasum is by far one of my favorite bands i also love rompeprop, insect warfare, disgorge mex, ameobic dysentery, yodas eye, decrypt, cliteater, fuck... im dead, anal cunt, paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis, last days of humanity, gut, tampax vortex, spermswamp, infant bile, cemetery rapist, wolfenguts, goremonger, sinworm, lymphatic phlegm,prostitute disfigurement, rigor mortis, biological monstrosity, the list goes on and on i dont give a fuck what anyone thinks like whatever the fuck i want i like my shit nasty if it aint nasty it has to sound good at least to me its not like i named off boring ass shit like 6ft under or like blood bath ha if anything that shit might even be better than gay black metal there is almost nothing worse than blackmetal fags idk man i didnt say everyone on here is a scene kid but you sir are a scene kid there is nothing wrong with a little porno slam next time you get your facts straight then talk to me other wise im not gonna sit here and talk to someone who dont know what the fuck theyre talkin about

Oh man, you're actually retarded aren't you? Where will Devourment be in 10 years? In fact where will any of your ridiculous slam shit be? No one will remember it, nobody. What they'll remember is Death, Massacre, Dissection, Iron Maiden, Manilla Road and bands like that. Slam is just another fad that no one will remember in the next 5 to 10 years. As far as grindcore goes, some of those bands aren't bad but really dude? Yoda's Eye, Cemetery Rapist, Goremonger, Sinworm, Prostitute Disfigurment AND RIGOR MORTIS? Alrighty them, those first three SUCK LITTLE BOY DICK. Last time I checked Prostitute Disfigurment are brutal death metal, not grindcore (they suck also). And unless you're talking about the shitty band from Russia then Rigor mortis is badass THRASH. Dude, you're the scene kid here, everyone else seems to understand that SLAM is gay, Devourment sucks and that Wayne Knupp is currently sucking off Satan and enjoys every fucking second of it. You're the one who doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. You are the type of person who needs to be shot in order to cleanse the gene pool of idiots. Have fun figuring out what that means.

death is alrite they arent the best band in the world im not into that thrashy death metal and i like that you mention iron maiden cuz that shit is fucking gay as hell old prostitute disfigurment is good wrong rigor mortis cuz thrash is fucking gay also that shit is all the same fuck thrash metal this is getting pretty lame to me now to each theyre own i guess i personally like gutturals and groovey shit its not like its break core for some reason noone seems to know the difference which is stupid as fuck im done w/ this conversation

This thread is kinda making me laugh.

Come on people, some bands are good some are not, some people like other bands than other people do, so there's no need to turn this 'introduce your own diy bands and projects' thread into ranting about already known bands.

Oh and mr. Slam - are you just a homophobe or is "gay" the only word you know basically ?

Hey you guys, get a room! We dont wanna hear your discussion

osmosis joe wrote:

1. its not the kinda brees that your thinking of and scene kids hate that shit alot of it is mainly gutturals and dif. pitch changes maybe similar but not really even close to the gay shit your thinkin of that scene shit started in like 06 or some shit so if anything its just a knock off ether way its not scene at all
2. i think i know the diffrence and they have grind in them old prostitute disfigurment is good they just sold out like crazy
3. yea cuz people like to listen to gay shit if anything blackmetal is the most boring and repetitve genre ever and thank cannibal corpse for "tomb of the mutilated" for slam cuz that was def. really close to slam for back in the day
4. ive had gauges sinse like 2003 and that was before there was scene kids i think you mite be a stalker
5. your only 16 what the fuck could you possibly know?

LOL, okay, just keep on thinking that. I'm done for now so I'll leave it at this. If you know real grind like Nasum and shit then cool, just keep that fucking slam garbage off here. Keep in mind this isn't your typical br00tal death forum, this is fucking grindcore, and you're gonna get shit HARD if you bring that shit up. Also, age means nothing, go ahead and think whatever you want, but I doubt I'd even be here if I didn't know my shit.

So do vocalists in French slam bands go brie brie instead of bree bree?

Clay from the CEMETERY RAPIST is a stupid LSD faget who knows nothing about pornogrind. Discuss.

NX5 wrote:

Clay from the CEMETERY RAPIST is a stupid LSD faget who knows nothing about pornogrind. Discuss.

LOL THATS FUNNY AS SHIT !

NX5 wrote:

Clay from the CEMETERY RAPIST is a stupid LSD faget who knows nothing about pornogrind. Discuss.

How bout Cemetery Rapist is neither pornography or grindcore?

osmosis joe wrote:

thats very true and this is stupid i have no problems with you your cool in my book and im sure i have talked to you in the past your in that 100 ways to grind comp. or whatever its called am i correct?

Yeah we've gotten in contact before, and haha no bro I wasn't on the 100 ways,
but we are both on the World Of Ass Compilation out this week, that should be sick...

Andus wrote:

osmosis joe wrote:

1. its not the kinda brees that your thinking of and scene kids hate that shit alot of it is mainly gutturals and dif. pitch changes maybe similar but not really even close to the gay shit your thinkin of that scene shit started in like 06 or some shit so if anything its just a knock off ether way its not scene at all
2. i think i know the diffrence and they have grind in them old prostitute disfigurment is good they just sold out like crazy
3. yea cuz people like to listen to gay shit if anything blackmetal is the most boring and repetitve genre ever and thank cannibal corpse for "tomb of the mutilated" for slam cuz that was def. really close to slam for back in the day
4. ive had gauges sinse like 2003 and that was before there was scene kids i think you mite be a stalker
5. your only 16 what the fuck could you possibly know?

LOL, okay, just keep on thinking that. I'm done for now so I'll leave it at this. If you know real grind like Nasum and shit then cool, just keep that fucking slam garbage off here. Keep in mind this isn't your typical br00tal death forum, this is fucking grindcore, and you're gonna get shit HARD if you bring that shit up. Also, age means nothing, go ahead and think whatever you want, but I doubt I'd even be here if I didn't know my shit.

Devourment ain't true. Nasum isn't any more true than Devourment is. Unless you're a hipster.

GrinchX wrote:

Andus wrote:

osmosis joe wrote:

1. its not the kinda brees that your thinking of and scene kids hate that shit alot of it is mainly gutturals and dif. pitch changes maybe similar but not really even close to the gay shit your thinkin of that scene shit started in like 06 or some shit so if anything its just a knock off ether way its not scene at all
2. i think i know the diffrence and they have grind in them old prostitute disfigurment is good they just sold out like crazy
3. yea cuz people like to listen to gay shit if anything blackmetal is the most boring and repetitve genre ever and thank cannibal corpse for "tomb of the mutilated" for slam cuz that was def. really close to slam for back in the day
4. ive had gauges sinse like 2003 and that was before there was scene kids i think you mite be a stalker
5. your only 16 what the fuck could you possibly know?

LOL, okay, just keep on thinking that. I'm done for now so I'll leave it at this. If you know real grind like Nasum and shit then cool, just keep that fucking slam garbage off here. Keep in mind this isn't your typical br00tal death forum, this is fucking grindcore, and you're gonna get shit HARD if you bring that shit up. Also, age means nothing, go ahead and think whatever you want, but I doubt I'd even be here if I didn't know my shit.

Devourment ain't true. Nasum isn't any more true than Devourment is. Unless you're a hipster.

I'm gonna disagree with you there man, I think Nasum was pretty badass but hey, each to their own, right?

yeah don't let rectal twat read that
because nasum fucking rules.

i dont give a fuck about rectal twat. theyre tasteless, and if you hit me up to get on a comp then dont respond when i confirm you, then you can fuck off. kissing seth putnams ass is played.

and i find it hilarious that the same people that would rip razorback for being a "scene hopping poser ass label" would fucking back Nasum, Relapse's sweethearts. Grind is NOT slick merchandise and big festivals. Coldworker was bound to happen.

GrinchX wrote:

i dont give a fuck about rectal twat. theyre tasteless, and if you hit me up to get on a comp then dont respond when i confirm you, then you can fuck off.

Damm I agree with you on this one man,
thats some fucking childish shit right there...

GrinchX wrote:

and i find it hilarious that the same people that would rip razorback for being a "scene hopping poser ass label" would fucking back Nasum, Relapse's sweethearts. Grind is NOT slick merchandise and big festivals. Coldworker was bound to happen.

Its pretty simple dude, old Nasum kicks ass, Razorback always has and always will suck.

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Meat-tenderizer01 wrote:

GrinchX wrote:

and i find it hilarious that the same people that would rip razorback for being a "scene hopping poser ass label" would fucking back Nasum, Relapse's sweethearts. Grind is NOT slick merchandise and big festivals. Coldworker was bound to happen.

Its pretty simple dude, old Nasum kicks ass, Razorback always has and always will suck.

didnt ask for an explanation, just pointing out the cop outs going on here.

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xHxAx wrote:

I love shameless self promotion!

http://www.myspace.com/higheramplifier



Download a two song sampler at:

http://www.archive.org/details/Higheramplifier-ILoose

I'll trade too!

Tits!

You need to save me a copy bro!!!
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GrinchX wrote:

i dont give a fuck about rectal twat. theyre tasteless, and if you hit me up to get on a comp then dont respond when i confirm you, then you can fuck off. kissing seth putnams ass is played.

and i find it hilarious that the same people that would rip razorback for being a "scene hopping poser ass label" would fucking back Nasum, Relapse's sweethearts. Grind is NOT slick merchandise and big festivals. Coldworker was bound to happen.

I know this fool, he nearly got a show with AxCx recently but was rejected.

I still think that Exit-13's Don't Spare the Green Love was the best thing on Relapse that I've heard. I thought Grind Finale had some alright stuff on it like the green tape they sent into Relapse originally.

Now what I don't get is how a guy (not bashing the release itself) can charge 10$ a CD while I can sell 6 tapes for 10$? That's something in grind I wonder about, where's that sense of a 5$ limit even if your losing money?

Oh well, nothing to get riled up about. I have a Godstomper split to release!

Trichomenoise wrote:

Now what I don't get is how a guy (not bashing the release itself) can charge 10$ a CD while I can sell 6 tapes for 10$? That's something in grind I wonder about, where's that sense of a 5$ limit even if your losing money?

Yeah dude, I did kick around the price issue for awhile on my disc. But, here is my deal: I'm planning a short tour this summer and there is always that potential that you won't get paid at a gig. These discs are my food and gas money. I have put so much work into them and now I'm going to be traveling around, sanding in front of crowds (by myself), and pushing my music one disc at a time.

I love making music dude and if I could just keep giving away my shit for free I would. That is not going to get me in front of the crowds though. It is a frustrating situation because it turns you into "that guy" but I'm not going to just sit in my house after all this time. I need to get out there and these disc are my only way to do it.

I do appreciate your opinion, and if you want to trade or something I'm down to do it!