Introduce your band

Gangbang Bigelow (TATT) wrote:

big news in the tag team stable!!! a new wrestler joined THE ANAL TAG TEAM, it`s actually a real drummer! i will introduce the sicko within the next days. we will also get new equipment this week, so we can start to record our full lenght soon, FUCK YEAH!


WE FUCK WOMENS BUTTS AND KICK WRESTLERS NUTS

Nice one!
Look forward to that full length.

haha, fuck yeah!!!
thanks man!

i can`t wait to record that fucker.
our album will be called "two bangers on the loose" and have 15 own songs and 1 napalm death cover on it, 36-37 minutes.
yeah i know, we are a triple tag team now, but my buddy hulk hoden and myself have written all songs for the first full lenght.
so the first album will just have me and hulk.

I have to get a copy when it's out!

WEEDFUCKINGMINCE wrote:

dude your 28 im sure you have a car and could drive to a punk scene around you, yes im a faggot do your insecurities make you feel better? you win at life! congratulations! your fucking pathetic there are grind and fastcore bands all over ohio your just lame, diy is being active not sitting in your basement making songs on a computer that no one will ever hear.

what makes you so diy? have you ever even set up a show?
how does your "real" band practice?

you sound like those butt pirates in Epileptic Fit. I bet you engage in gay orgies with those dudes, giving each other AIDS and shit. and no I do not have a car and its really none of your business.

thats all you have to say is that im gay, so what if i am

your a worthless bitch and you are not diy

take it to The Toilet, fellas. new forum for shit-talking.

no more muddying up threads with your banter, you two.

I posted another rough Grinchfinger song 'Gazing Into Bedlam". I think it's one of the best I have composted. The mixed & mastered version should be out next year, more info on that later!! http://www.myspace.com/grinchfinger

fuck wrote:

thats all you have to say is that im gay, so what if i am

your a worthless bitch and you are not diy

not gay in homosexual, gay as in stupid you retard. and Skunk Carcass is right, put this shit in the toilet forum

C'mon, stop this stupid fucking conflict man..

Trolling failed and now it's just one huge fight in internet..

fuck yeah!
our new wrestler in the stable is called "The British Bullcock".
he is an awesome drummer and will definately increase our sound!
he will be our live-drummer from now on and we will see if he will work on new stuff with us next year, at first he is "just" our live drummer.

and we got this fucking awesome new mixingboard/recording machine.
fuck yeah, can`t wait to get all shit recorded with that!!!

cheers sickos

My/Our band is called Phytopathologist. We are both certified plant pathologists and work in the field of disease diagnosis and are from Paisley, Scotland. We also love Goregrind, especially Gored and (of course) Carcass. Therefore we decided to form a goregrind band based around pathology, but instead of the usual hack-and-slash medical blood-and-guts mumbo jumbo, we decided to put our passions to good use and sing about plant pathology! We are just a drum-and-bass duo because A) There's only 2 of us and B) We really fucking love Gored. That's about it really, haha!

We're just two people arsing about with a bass and some drums really. Hopefully, we can educate and inform some people about Phytopathology but, really, we just want to have a laugh and will play on any compilation we see fit. Have a listen at:

http://www.myspace.com/phytopathologistband

Phytopathologist wrote:

My/Our band is called Phytopathologist. We are both certified plant pathologists and work in the field of disease diagnosis and are from Paisley, Scotland. We also love Goregrind, especially Gored and (of course) Carcass. Therefore we decided to form a goregrind band based around pathology, but instead of the usual hack-and-slash medical blood-and-guts mumbo jumbo, we decided to put our passions to good use and sing about plant pathology! We are just a drum-and-bass duo because A) There's only 2 of us and B) We really fucking love Gored. That's about it really, haha!

We're just two people arsing about with a bass and some drums really. Hopefully, we can educate and inform some people about Phytopathology but, really, we just want to have a laugh and will play on any compilation we see fit. Have a listen at:

http://www.myspace.com/phytopathologistband

Oh my god! I have never heard such passion for grindcore since ... i don't know when! Totally amazing!!

My sarcasm detector is buzzing.

its cool youre from scotland but not cool that your 'band' requires only casio keyboard.

We've had a lot of snipey jokes about how it sounds like MIDI, definitely. To be honest, I've never questioned Adrian's bass tinkering myself (because he has used quite a few effects, most of which is alien to me, and the compression hasn't exactly helped), but I can definitely see it's got quite a "Super Nintendo" quality, haha!

"Minimalist" is possibly the term we'd use.

it would sound cool if you added a fat guitar into it (real guitar), and ofc vocals!

otherwise, the story behind that project is the most sick and true ever!!

tcme?

I play bass for Erectile Dysfunction. We just launched our website so check it out!

http://erectiledysfunction.bandzoogle.com

Black Goat Cock Of Belial - It's a song title I came up with really, thought I'd add it. Created a retarded logo in under 10 minutes for this lame ass joke of a band too.....Here it is. I will be using this name for a song title not an actual band name.

Phytopathologist wrote:

My/Our band is called Phytopathologist. We are both certified plant pathologists and work in the field of disease diagnosis and are from Paisley, Scotland. We also love Goregrind, especially Gored and (of course) Carcass. Therefore we decided to form a goregrind band based around pathology, but instead of the usual hack-and-slash medical blood-and-guts mumbo jumbo, we decided to put our passions to good use and sing about plant pathology! We are just a drum-and-bass duo because A) There's only 2 of us and B) We really fucking love Gored. That's about it really, haha!

We're just two people arsing about with a bass and some drums really. Hopefully, we can educate and inform some people about Phytopathology but, really, we just want to have a laugh and will play on any compilation we see fit. Have a listen at:

http://www.myspace.com/phytopathologistband

HA! thats awesome.

Black Goat Cock Of Belial is gonna be a song about these faggot-ass, Satan whoreshiping, shock-rockers who suck their master Satan's cock, give him rimjobs and how I think it's funny to watch their makeup smear as they're burning in hell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4F203b4M5U

A project from me and a friend of me.
After more than 2 lazy years we finally have a demo cdr.

A side project of mine.. Enemaetic, a combination of the words enema and emetic.

New track "Accidental Bowel Evacuation During Hysterectomy" by Enemaetic up now on Myspace. 14.5 Min. of Totally "Experimental Gorenoise Drone/Dub" Shit.

*Warning* Listening to this shit while doing hallucinogenic drugs is sure to give you a bad trip, so if you're currently under the influence of such a drug - PLAY THIS SHIT FUCKING LOUD!
http://www.myspace.com/559519291