Wanna be the brutalest bro in Iceland? Check out these $LAMMIN ass neckerchiefs

NX5 showed me this shit. I just about died laughing. slamming scarfs and brutal as fuck ski masks.

death metal merch seems to get gayer and gayer these days

Butcher ABC used to sell aprons too

if it aint the mad butcher i dont give a fuck !

HAHAHA! Thanks for the laughter

wow

sorry but any DM band that have their logo crocheted on anything are automatically gay from now on.

I dont mind the aprons, thats all in good fun. but the neckerchiefs is the gayesy fucking thing ive ever seen in my entire life. cephalotripsy sucks midget dicks.

I highly doubt those bands even know the gaykerchiefs even exist

the aprons are cool/dumb so i feel neutral.
but scarfs?? really? :3 aww so cute

gaykerchiefs are for scenester douchebags

look out for the Grinchfinger do rags soon

Ian (BDGE) wrote:

WTF is this? sorry can't figure out what it is and can't really understand you guys hahahaha lol but it seems the ones Jackie Chan wear in his head hahahaha if so im going to become the next Bruce lee with one of those hahahahahaha

its called a scarf, white people wear them

GrinchX wrote:

its called a scarf, white people wear them

thanks dude, yeah i already know what is that hahaha well jackie chan doesn't use them but the hipsters use them alot, they are gayer anyway hahahaha

Slam is what's hip now.

GrinchX wrote:

its called a scarf, white people wear them

hahahaha.

proctophobic wrote:

I dont mind the aprons, thats all in good fun. but the neckerchiefs is the gayesy fucking thing ive ever seen in my entire life. cephalotripsy sucks midget dicks.

Agreed completely.

On a different note, I didn't think that Suffocation would be considered slam...

No, you're right. Suffocation isn't actually slam. Obviously brutal death (old) and tech death (nowadays), but the $lamsters think all death metal with really gurgly growling vox or breakdowns = slam.