The most fucked up youve ever been.

Post about the most fucked up youve ever been.
illl start this off.

I was hittin some weed poppers,had a few beer. and then i went for a drive. we parked in the middle of nowhere in some deserted construction yard in the middle of nowhere. i snorted 2 and a half hits of purple microdot lsd.i waited for about a half hour and then i could feel it building up.i got out of the car. the ground was like water and like a mirror at exactly the same time, and the sky was neon colors and shooting stars of every color. i remember trying to explain that it was hard to walk because the ground was shattering and splashing all at the same time.i looked up and i saw a giant powerline, it reminded me of the scene in jurrasic park where they were climbing the powerfence and the t rex was coming. i heard the tyranosaur in the distance so i hobbled back to the car. my girlfriend was morphing into jack from a nigmare beforechristmas while her veigns and my fingers were crawling away and falling on the floor.i got back out of the car, and turned around to see that the car was forming the batmobile. my friend(who was looking a hell of alot like kidrock, for somereason) told me to get back in. i hopped back in and we sped off into town. i was holding the back of the chair in the back when the couch fibres started blowing and forming the word REDRUM so i closed my eyes shook my head and opened them and it said''best of the 50s''.i kinda blacked out after that and i remember coming to with another friend in the seat next to me, who was speaking high pitched and was for somereason about 3 feet tall and green. i blacked out again and came too watching burgers fly off signs in macdonalds/wendys or some place like that. i was fine after that until i was behind the gas station and it all imploded into it self. i had a flash back the next day on the toilet, and then i was fine.

probably this one time i took 22 Coricidin Cough & Cold pills. we used to call them Triple Cs or just Cs. i used to do that shit a lot

anyway i took that shit and went with two friends to the HOA swimming pool. we hopped the fence and by that time it was kicking in HARD. man i spent like 30 minutes trying to hop this goddamn fence. i ripped my pants and stuff.

i remember we started swimming, and my head was feeling the same too. i dont remember much other than looking up at the moon laying in the lawn chair struggling to breathe. i had to force myself to take in big gulps of air. the moon in my mind looked like it was swirling all over the sky and i thought to myself "this is it. i am going to die. this is how i am going to die." and my "friend" (now i hope he rots in prison, long story..he is dead to me) kept wrestling me in the pool. man i had no idea what was going on, i thought he was trying to kill me. it was maybe 2 in the morning and i am screaming for help, not knowing what is going on. he kept pushing me under the water to drown my yelling. fucking faggot. you don't fuck with someone who is freaking out of their mind.

Cs make your mouth turn into mush, you can't talk or form words or even act normal at all. shit is bad news, i am glad they dont leave that shit out on the store isles anymore. anyways i remember trying to tell my friends that i wanted to go home. i was fucked out of my mind. but every time i tried to tell them, the words came out like doodoo. i had to wait a few hours for my brain to sober up before i could even say those little words.

eventually i started to wear down and i walked my bike home in a daze. man shit was weird back in those times.

it doesn't sound like much now, but it was easily the most fucked i've ever been. Cs can bring down any man with the right amount.

that sounds terrible, dude. kinda ruined my day.

that reminds me.

the most fucked up i ever got on WEED was 2004, christmas day. my ex-best friend had his old apartment, and right across the way there was a dude and his son that grew plants. well the son had growing some WHITE WIDOW.

you can see where this is going.

i had barely started smoking weed the year before. so i would get high off the tiniest bit of reg or shwag. so my friend had maybe a fucking ounce or something of this White Widow stuff. he handed me the bong and i took ONE HIT.

all i remember is walking into the bathroom for some alone time and looking in the mirror. i moved in closer to look at myself in the mirror and everything around me moved in still frames. like i was seeing through a strobe light, is the only way i can explain it. i started tripping about life and thinking about everything and i was just out of my fucking mind. i came out and told everyone that i was sorry and i can't smoke anymore. i spent the next 4 or 5 hours wide the fuck awake pacing around his little studio apartment. at one point i opened the door and started yelling random shit. its all on video too, we used to record shit a lot. i have no idea where that tape would be. i probably destroyed it a few years back..

after that night, i couldn't get high for 6 fucking months straight. i would smoke weed every day but i wouldn't feel any effects. only the effects were in my mind. i acted and talked like i was high but felt NOTHING. like i was breathing air. finally it got to the point where i said to myself "this is useless. i might as well stop smoking weed because i never get high" i had literally smoked myself sober off one hit of WW

so i stopped completely for 2 months. eventually i found my old sneak-a-toke and scrapped the resin just for the fuck of it, and smoked it. it was a tiny tiny bit of res, and man i got fucked up. i thought "oh fuck...i am back in business" haha that was when i was like, 14 years old. i've been smoking ever since.

but yea, never before or since have i been that high off of weed. the only thing that came close to the WW effect was this BBC Kush i had a few years back. holy fuck, really, it takes 2nd place for me of the greatest weed i ever smoked

Well, Ive never had a fucked up experience except the one I had a fucked up trip on alcohol+weed.

Things started to slow down, I couldnt walk fast (like a dream, you try and try but you can't run!) and I got panic, started to scream, wanted to commit suicide but I told myself "if I jsut survive the night, but If I dont, Im gonna kill myself!.." Lucky me it all turned out fine..

Yiffy Skunk 420 wrote:

that reminds me.




after that night, i couldn't get high for 6 fucking months straight. i would smoke weed every day but i wouldn't feel any effects. only the effects were in my mind. i acted and talked like i was high but felt NOTHING. like i was breathing air. finally it got to the point where i said to myself "this is useless. i might as well stop smoking weed because i never get high"

same shit as me man, i quit for a month or so not to long back because i was getting so stoned all the time that i felt stupid, but not high.then me and my friends smoked a big sesh of hydro and iwas ripped for like 8 hours, strobin in and out.

Before i say anything, i do not condone the abuse of opiates, but this was when i was 15 years old.I drank a shit load of beer ,smoked some weed, and snorted two and a half rivvi2's (rivetrol/clonanzapam). i spit beer in my ex girlfriends face, fell asleep in a guys lap, got punched in the face, fell down a flight of stairs and got drove home by my uncle, who used to be the chief of police.i got hom and my mom said ''your drunk''. not wanting my mom to know i was strung out on nervies i said, ''yeah, im fuckin pounded'' and went to the computer room.my mom asked me if im hungry, and agreed to make me some veggie-dogs.she went out, made me some veggie dogs, brought them in to me. and i started eating them while surfing the itnernet.about 10 minutes later my mom comes in and says ''devin, what the hell are you doing?''and i said'' eating the veggiedogs you gave, mom'' and then she said''devin, your veggiedogs are still on the stove''


so, what i still wonder to this day:

WHAT THE FUCK did i eat?

Hahahaha that's fucked up man!

Maybe you ate a turd from the table?

THEN WHO WAS HOTDOG?

a night always gets fucked up when your friend just finished buying 500 bucks worth of blow and theres only 3 people to make it go down.. I dont know how far we got.. All I remember standing around grinding my teeth with my eyes wide open saying over and over again.. I fucking high man, I'm fucking high.. I couldn't even drink a beer I was that fucked

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WAS SO WAAAAAAAAAAASTED!

absinthe shots for a buck fifty got me wasted one time.. 10 minutes in the bar.. and all four of us dont remember the night.. ten fucking minutes.. shit kicked out ass.. i was ever trying to hook up with some fat bitch

this is an awesome thread. lol dam ive had a couple of fucked up exp where i was beyond fucking fucked up hmm heres a good one from years and years back....

Ok first start off.. i use to be the x-man i had so many fucking xanax at one point my whole fucking family had a bottle each.. blue footballs the good shit.. fuck taken the pils we use to snort maybe 10 or 15 and drink a case of beer.. now you talking about fucked out of your fucking skull... yeh anyway.. we went to this party one time.. i snorted a shit load so did all my friends and we were drinking and smokeing.. well i ended up jumping out of a 2 story window with a buddy of mind.. landed fucking perfectly.. then got up went back up stairs they had a big roll of carpet there i got inside the middle of the carpet and my buddys were throwing me and the roll of carpet down a flight of stairs.. later that night friend of mine got into a fight with 3 yo-boys and ended up gettin stabbed in the face.. i have a lot more X stories then that thou.
had to stop all that shit it eas either that be dead or in jail for the rest of my life.. you black out and do all this crazy ass shit and hear about it the next morning.. god that was the shit ! lol

another quik X storie. i gave this dude a couple xanax at another party.. i guess he snorted them or took them i dont know but he was fucked up.. he left the party.. broke into someones house took a shower and passed out on there couch.. woke up and left... but one thing he left his fucking wallet at the house guy called the cops he got locked up the next day lol fucking crazy shit man lol

I walked into a house once to take a few of what ever drinks they had in the fridge.. We left a bar after a few pitchers and wanted to keep drinking.. my buddy said first he needed a real good excuse to not be back at the appartment with his girlfriend so he told us to punch him in the face a few time.. I saw this guy kick the shit out of a couple of people by himself before and knew if he was going to flip.. I'd be laying on the ground with a broken nose for a few hours.. So I said.. I'll walk into this house and get up a few drinks.. If someone comes out you can try and get him to throw the first punch, theres your excuse.. But it didn't work because we all ran some reason.. it wasn't even worth it because I only got a couple of pineapple Bacardi Breezers.. But enough beers and a thirst that needs to be quenched would make anyone want to walk into a random house hoping they have beer

I have an alcohol story, no other drugs involved.
There was this party in the country and I was so fucking drunk that night. Ive been throwing around chairs into a crowd och people, kissing random guys and girls, spilling beer over some dudes laptop (but there was a stupid bitch who took the blame for it cause she though it was her fault, haha!)and however..

Then its like *BLACK* and Im waking up like 03.30 in a fucking shed in the forrest, dont know how I got there! it was cold as fuck aswell, The shed was like 5 minutes away from the house and the most fun thing of it all was that I had a fucking dress on me (probably stolen of the dudes moms closet for some reason hahaha).
I went back to the party, vomiting and then around 4.30 I was pretty sober.. felt a sleep, and then got home around 5.. 3 hours of sleep and then I was going to see my cousins son get baptized.. haha!

A few years ago, I was drinking and smoking with some friends, I took some powdered pill called Foxy. I didn't hallucinate that much, but I remember that for the next two days, my hearing was fucked up real bad. Everything sounded like reversed church bells. I couldn't listen to music, and even the slightest noise sounded like a pulse going through the floor. Fucking hated it!!

LOL.hahahahaha.This one time at a christmas party i was drunk, and wearing nothing but a floral moo moo( womans night gown). i can kinda half rememberstanding in the bathtub wearing the nightgown while my friend held a knife at me saying''DRINNKKKK'' while taking pictures.

or another time i snorted 1.5 hits of micro, a caterpillar told me to adopt kids and i learned that whales are the most beautiful thing in the universe.

later that night friend of mine got into a fight with 3 yo-boys and ended up gettin stabbed in the face..


not good.This one time i was involved in a gang fight downtown at the boardwalk. they all had 2 by 4s, my buddy had a baseball bat, my other buddy had a tireiron and i had a monkey wrench. a little bitch came over to shake my hand and ''tone things down'' and then beat my nosering out with 2 quick punches.he took off and bitched out and left his other buddies to deal with us. one jock as mother fucker got in my face, flicked his pink collar and said ''bitch, yanno who this is? know who i am?? im ( enter name). i OWN this fuckin town.
...so i walked up to him stuck my tongue in his mouth and told him i sucked a mean dick.
needles to say he dropped the 2x4,started spitting and cursing. and them him and his friends left in confusion.
hahaha goodtimes.

also this fucker held my friend ant knifepoint and robbed him. i confronted him, and later that day he tried to jump me.by the end of it he was missing a tooth ,three were sideways, he was bruised all over, and bleeding from the mouth eyes ears and nose.i would have beat him to death but i looked up while smashing his teeth off of an oil tank and saw that some old lady was lookin at me from a window and looked quite disturbed.

i was going to stop earlier too cuz some woman came out with her kids, and i said sorry you had to see that but she put her kids inside, sat down and told me to keep going cuz he tried to steal her car the day prior. HAH!.

hadda get people to circle me and escort me home cuz i was covered head to toe i nblood and the cops were comin so one of the girls with me threw a sweater over the most visible blood and they circled me so the cops couldnt see. i later went to the hospital to get tested for Aids because this guy is rumoured to use dirty syringes.

NO AIDS THO. YEAH!

Pelle wrote:

Hahahaha that's fucked up man!

Maybe you ate a turd from the table?

i dont know bout sweden, per. but where i come from people dont usually shit on their tables
hahahaha

proctophobic wrote:

Pelle wrote:

Hahahaha that's fucked up man!

Maybe you ate a turd from the table?

i dont know bout sweden, per. but where i come from people dont usually shit on their tables
hahahaha

Huuh??! You don't?

one time in high school, i went on a blind date with hot slut. we ended up smoking all this miscellany and i could not walk down the stairs.

a couple months ago i drank a 4 loko, two beers, and six cranberry/vodka at this Rat Babies show and had to drive through downtown to get home. not doing that again.

Haven't been anything fucked up when I've been high or drunk.
But every fucking time I went to the park with my friends to get high or drunk, my girlfriend wanted to fuck with me, I just wanted to get drunk first.

When I've been high I managed to cut myself on glass in the grass, and getting blood all over myself, ed fucked in a hole in the ground, pissed on a stage where a band later performed (they sucked anyway),
ate a banana which were shat on by fucking ducks.

Oh yeah, we later caught a duck, and cooked it over a open fire.


I also swam in a park fountain, which water is green and brown, full of shit, piss and god knows what more.

But I realized that I fucking rule at pretending to be sober.

A little while ago I saw Head Hits Concrete at a house show as well as some locals named Shooting Spree and Sick, some other bands were gonna play but pigs shut it down. Anyways, I got a 60 of Sherry 74 that night and downed it within an hour or two. I smoked a ton of weed that night too, which is something I've done daily for years, but after finishing that bottle I took a fat popper out of buddy's bong and got so fucked up I got the spins and couldn't stand up straight. A couple of friends ended up taking me back to buddy's house down the road where I puked, passed out on a couch, and woke up to a fist fight in the kitchen. Not the most fucked up I've been, but pretty close.
Last time I did acid I was pretty fucked too, ended up drawing my name like a massive black metal logo on buddy's wall for about 3 hours.