FORNICATOR DEMO OUT NOW! FINALLY!

Alright you bastards, the Fornicator tape is basically out now after a long time of waiting and hassles with the artwork. Pre-orders are being accepted. I have been drinking and I am tired so I will just copy what I posted on myspace earlier:

Alright you shit-mops check it out, the tapes came in today! They look fucking sweet too. Totally transparent except for the print on the shell. Very cool visual you don't see too often. The artwork for the insert is in hand and going to press this weekend so I am taking pre-orders for this NOW. Yes, I said pre-orders....

The tapes will be 6 bucks postage paid in the USA, 8 bucks everywhere else on planet earth. If you want to get your copy of this limited release message me here or at vaginalapocalypse@gmail.com for information on how to order. In the somewhat near future (or maybe never) there will be a paypal button located on our page to make things easier but for now you have to actually initiate communication with me. I know, it's very irritating for both of us but we'll have to hoist up our knickers and trudge through it.

Remember, this tape is limited to 100 copies. I only have half the run, the other half will be in the hands of No Visible Scars Records and he has a different front cover then the V.A.P. version. So bear that in mind also. N~V~S is in our top friends so make sure to stop by the page and see what they're all about.

And for those of you who are completely lost on Fornicator and what it's all about I posted a song off the demo today on here that you can listen to.

http://www.myspace.com/6vaginal6apocalypse6

Let me make it perfectly clear, THERE WILL BE NO FUCKING TRADES SO DON'T EVER ASK!

tl;dr DO YOU WANT TO TRADE?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

DERP

Yes lets trade!

I WILL TRADE YOU MY LEFT TESTICLE

Wanna trade?

Wanna fuck?

i will trade you a fuck for a tape

I will trade you a tape for a body part. It doesn't have to be your testicle, could be the tip of your finger. No hair or fingernails though, you have to bleed. I'm serious about this...

2 people have ordered the tape so far. Thanks. The rest of you need to wise up and get into it. We got a lot more sick shit planned for 2011 so buy the release and stay tuned. We'll have a real website up eventually. Our co-release comp. CD with Histo will be out by December too so make sure you get a copy of that cuz they're super limited. If they sell out fast enough we'll repress em but no promises!