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PostSubject: The "Complete Random" Thread   Wed Jun 16, 2010 8:11 am

since some fucks think that this forum is too unorganized and maybe random, lets dedicate an entire thread to random ass stuff. anything that comes to mind.

the other day i went to some coastal region of Colombizzle called Santa Marta to stay a night with my wife´s cousin, her daddy´s nephew, the son of his brother for all you retards. we went to the beach and i pissed in the ocean like 4 times. i got a sun burn. i pissed on a wall of his apartment complex and wacked off in his shower 2 times. i drank a lot of beers (kind of) and ate some beef and potatoes on the beach.

i smoked tonight after 2 days of not hittin up that green shit. i took one hit off the pipe and looked at the sky. i thought there was a jet going by, hauling ass. which i thought was strange cause none of that crap goes by here, this is a total nowhere place. turns out it was a bright star, and the clouds where going by really fast. i was pretty high off one hit.

i came in after awhile really stoned and i couldnt open the door. i ended up fucking my wife in the mouth so good. and then plowing her from behind with that amazing cuddly ass on my crotch.

her mom makes the best goddamn scrambled eggs i ever at in my life. here they have these loafs of bread that is like an already made sandwich, with the filling inside and stuff. you just cut a slice and you have instant breafast. and i killed like 2 mosquitos just before typing all this crap and it left some bug-like shit stains on the ceiling. i left it as a sign to the other puto bugs that i am tired of their fucking gay shit. flower has anyone used that face yet? let me be the first to say that my wife sucks the best cock. she literally worships my penis. elephant that kind of looks like a shlong right? i came pretty damn hard tonight. and my lunch was so good, i had like beef and rice and fried egg, with some bean soup.

life is weird. but i nutted really hard you guys, i cançt stress that enough. my legs are feeling really exhausted like i ran 20 miles nonstop. but its because i skeeted super great. god spank colombian pussy. you guys should really come here. or don´t. i don´t give a jew
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PostSubject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread   Wed Jun 16, 2010 8:12 am

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PostSubject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread   Wed Jun 16, 2010 8:14 am

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PostSubject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread   Wed Jun 16, 2010 8:22 am

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PostSubject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread   Wed Jun 16, 2010 8:26 am

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PostSubject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread   Wed Jun 16, 2010 8:30 am

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PostSubject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread   Wed Jun 16, 2010 8:31 am

jesus fucking christ, thats trippy dude.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread   Wed Jun 16, 2010 8:36 am

i love bong rips

fast and bulbous. also, a tin tear drop.

and can we get more 100 year old grannies smoking cigarettes?


what an inspiration to us all.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread   Wed Jun 16, 2010 8:39 am

I had A dream i was an Eskimo.... I fucked a seal....... it sucked. Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread   Wed Jun 16, 2010 8:47 am

YEA THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE KIND OF DREAM I COULD GET INTO.

DREAMED I WAS AN ESKIMO. FROZEN WIND BEGAN TO BLOW. UNDER MY BOOTS AND AROUND MY TOES. THE FROST HAD BIT THE GROUND BELOW.

I HAD A DREAM THE OTHER NIGHT THAT I WENT TO JAIL IN COLOMBIA. SHIT SUCKS
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PostSubject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread   Wed Jun 16, 2010 8:52 am



I MAY BE TOTALLY WRONG BUT IMA
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PostSubject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread   Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:00 am

Yiffy Skunk 420 wrote:
YEA THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE KIND OF DREAM I COULD GET INTO.

DREAMED I WAS AN ESKIMO. FROZEN WIND BEGAN TO BLOW. UNDER MY BOOTS AND AROUND MY TOES. THE FROST HAD BIT THE GROUND BELOW.

I HAD A DREAM THE OTHER NIGHT THAT I WENT TO JAIL IN COLOMBIA. SHIT SUCKS

AND YOUR MAMMA CRIED AND YOUR MAMMMA CRIED.. DONT BE A NAUGHTY ESKIMO
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PostSubject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread   Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:10 pm

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I MAY BE TOTALLY WRONG BUT IMA

fucking excellent. cheers.

i just woke up and i still feel high. its a mix of sleepy and high. i was stoned off my ass last night. i feel thirsty and i am waiting for madre to finish breakfast. did i mention her mom makes the best damn food? shit its like resturant good. her dad only eats the mom´s food and has for years. i can see why. did she go to cooking school or something? damn the food makes me want to SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
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PostSubject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread   Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:13 pm

lol fuck yeh man sounds like your havin a blast down there your fucking lucky ass fuck your wife is from one of the Goregrind Capitol not to mention shes into cool ass music and shit to.. Thats what it is hoomey..only a dream for some of us man.. would love to taste some of that good ass fucking food.. bring me back some shit thou man you got to do that. stay fresh be cool..
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PostSubject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread   Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:36 pm

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PostSubject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread   Wed Jun 16, 2010 8:51 pm

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lol fuck yeh man sounds like your havin a blast down there your fucking lucky ass fuck your wife is from one of the Goregrind Capitol not to mention shes into cool ass music and shit to.. Thats what it is hoomey..only a dream for some of us man.. would love to taste some of that good ass fucking food.. bring me back some shit thou man you got to do that. stay fresh be cool..

cheers my friend. yes i have been having a fucking blast, the best time of my life. everyone should come visit here at least once, its fucking worth it. the underground scene here is out of this world and the food will make you want to kill people it is so good. and yes, i know that finding a good woman with these types of music tastes is very rare to find. i am blessed to have a great woman who loves gore and grind and loves my cock!!!!!!! her pussy is amazing and so is her mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hope you all are getting laid because my dick is wet every night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread   Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:34 pm

haha TATT is back in da house I see Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread   Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:46 pm



I AM SERIOUS YO. IF YOU EVEN SO LOOK AT MY WIFE FUNNY I WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN WITH EYEBALLS. I WILL GRIND YOUR BALLS INTO MUSH AND FEED IT TO A BABY. I WILL SLAP YOUR MOTHER SO HARD HER TITS WILL FALL OFF.
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PostSubject: Re: The "Complete Random" Thread   Thu Jun 17, 2010 8:59 am

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wellknown photo. so is it fake? Coz shadows are Question and shampoo still stands (unseen on this photo)
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