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PostSubject: The Miracle of life.   The Miracle of life. I_icon_minitimeWed Nov 17, 2010 10:54 am

Almost 2 years ago now, my daughter was born.
i was in the emergency room, the female doctor handed me a pair of forceps and told me to cut the chord.
i cut the chord at an angle, blood sprayed all over the doctor, she clenched the chord, then my daughter was born. not long after the afterbirth comes out (a membranous sack, filled with what looks like blood, egg yolk and raw steak chunks and strips of god knows what) comes out, and flops into a silver mixing bowl.i tried to take a picture for a demo cover, but the nurses carted it away before i could get a chance. with this all being said.


anyone else here witnessed birth?
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PostSubject: Re: The Miracle of life.   The Miracle of life. I_icon_minitimeWed Nov 17, 2010 6:47 pm

I have not witnessed anybirth than my own, but I obviously dont remember it Smile

Sounds sick and beautiful!
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PostSubject: Re: The Miracle of life.   The Miracle of life. I_icon_minitimeWed Nov 17, 2010 9:03 pm

i just gave birth into the toilet this morning. like i do every morning. last night was burgers and beer. so as you can imagine, i birthed quite well



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PostSubject: Re: The Miracle of life.   The Miracle of life. I_icon_minitimeThu Nov 18, 2010 3:45 am

i want beer.
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PostSubject: Re: The Miracle of life.   The Miracle of life. I_icon_minitimeThu Nov 18, 2010 8:04 pm

If you drink a beer, you will turn out like this!:

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PostSubject: Re: The Miracle of life.   The Miracle of life. I_icon_minitimeSat Nov 20, 2010 3:15 pm

he looks like hes having fun. sleeping wherever he wants, not working.

fuckin hell i admire that man.
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