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PostSubject: Re: The first time you fucked?   Wed Dec 08, 2010 3:26 am

age 20, fat cow. wish I never had.
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PostSubject: Re: The first time you fucked?   Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:08 am

more like when you were 7 and your dad came and slept in your bed
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PostSubject: Re: The first time you fucked?   Wed Dec 08, 2010 12:16 pm

WEEDFUCKINGMINCE wrote:
more like when you were 7 and your dad came and slept in your bed

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
daddy please,i dont want to play humpmonster!. affraid
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PostSubject: Re: The first time you fucked?   Thu Dec 09, 2010 1:09 am

wow this is still the gayest thread on this board
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PostSubject: Re: The first time you fucked?   Thu Dec 09, 2010 2:52 am

WEEDFUCKINGMINCE wrote:
more like when you were 7 and your dad came and slept in your bed

no one wants to hear about your life story you fudgepacking piece of shit.
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PostSubject: Re: The first time you fucked?   Thu Dec 09, 2010 5:48 am

you guys should consider not ruining any more old threads with your bickering.
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PostSubject: Re: The first time you fucked?   Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:36 am

I was 16, she was 3... I was suppose to babysit her, but I felt like whacking off and she just pissed her diaper. As I removed her diaper, I saw smooth vag. I got excited, whipped my dick out and well... Grinch is right, this should be kept private... lol
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PostSubject: Re: The first time you fucked?   Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:57 am

you best be joking nigger.



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PostSubject: Re: The first time you fucked?   Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:25 am

Yeah, I am... 3 is way too young... I prefer my chicks to be 13 or older anyway, but they still need to piss and shit in diapers, because thats hot Wink
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PostSubject: Re: The first time you fucked?   Sun Dec 19, 2010 3:06 am

With a Fat Bitch while being held hostage in her basement (True Fucking Story, NO LIE). This bitch had been salivating over me for a few years. Drunk and high as fuck, decided to say FUCK IT! Needless to say quite a few times after that, I had gotten blow jobs from this skank with no strings attached. Not any of my best moments in my life, but those blow jobs sure felt good....
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PostSubject: Re: The first time you fucked?   Sun Dec 19, 2010 7:43 pm

well of course.

it is scientifically proven that fat girls suck better dick because they are always hungry, so they are good with putting things in their mouth, you see. and most are desperate for a hotdog of the man-meat persuasions.

i think they did an episs-ode about it on Mythbusters or something



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PostSubject: Re: The first time you fucked?   Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:15 am

If I could "like" your post skunk carcass, I totally would. Because I totallyt agree! Chicks salivate for our male sauasgaes... So please, do them the favor and caress your penis with mustard and that pickles crap... That will get them to bite and make you cum much earlier... Rosie O'Donnell style...
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